BWWWAHAHAHAHA, Too Funny!!!

So……….

I got a message on Sunday Morning from a pastor at a close church, a church where John (resident) does odd jobs.  The pastor needed John to come and unlock his office because he had given the car machanic his keys.  I would pass along this message.  John doesn’t have a home phone so I am his message center.  I take my shower and I heard his voice out in the hall, so I look out the peephole and it is him all dressed up in his Sunday going to meeting clothes and he’s talking to Smiley (maintenance man).  I throw some clothes on and go out in the hall and John tells me that he has just flushed his car key with the keyless remote down the toilet.  Accidently!!!  It took everything I had to NOT ask, how the hell did you do that? And, how the hell did you do that??  I so want to know.

I am still tickled.

I’m so on EDGE!!!!

I love my job, I love my job & I love my job.

I have to say that or I’m going to start screaming!!!!!!!!!

I woke up a little bit on the grouchy side this morning and I swear everyone did everything in their power to irritate me.  Unknowing to them I’m sure.

Some people do not respect personal space.  My maintance man (Smiley) who is a 72 year old Puerto Rican thinks I’m his girl friend.  He brought me scrambled eggs and bacon this morning and while I was eating it, he comes up behind me and grabs me and kisses me on the cheek.  I don’t welcome such behavior.

A little later Smiley is sitting in my office talking about who knows what, and Nancy (67 year old busy body) start talking about an alcoholic beverage that Smiley makes.  A discussion is one thing but when they start yelling at each other inside my office about the Coquito then that just grated on my last nerve.  I finally told them to leave and go fight someplace else.

Later I was in the lobby and I mentioned to 3 people that I wish God would answer my prayer and give me patience.  Oh Lord, I got a sermon from Oralia (80 year old hispanic lady) about how if I ask from patience I will just inherit tribulation.  Then Nancy told me that it is wrong to ask God for such things. 

Yesterday, Mikhail (the Russian) sat in my office for 1/2 hour to tell me how bad the Russian government if and the American government is and how socialism is the only way to be.  That now in America he is a dishwasher but in Russia he was a research scientist.  All I could think was “Well, go back to Russia if America is all that bad”.

Calgon take me away!!!!